Ever have something come of your mouth and you wonder “did I really just say that?” These words just jump out of your mouthg before you even realize what took place. I frequently have this happen to me. Some people call it Foot In Mouth Disease. Well here is one such instance that was quite humorous…
I was hanging out with a male friend after church one day. Before we parted ways, I asked him to let me back into the church so I could change my clothes. Our church has keys that you swipe over a magnet to get in. Well, his key was in his back pocket so he jumped up and swiped his butt. I cracked up and he says, “you didn’t know my butt could open doors did you?” I told him I had no idea. He proceeded to tell me his butt has multiple purposes. And I LOOKED AT HIS BUTT and then declared “yep, it’s quite powerful”.
Foot in Mouth Disease.
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